“Brighton wrote the book on sex … and the dirty bits were on every page.”

Julie Burchill, “Sugar Rush”

I Love These Words


From the day we arrive on the planet

And blinking step into the sun

There’s more to see than can ever be seen

More to do than can ever be done

One Little Slip


It was a recipe for disaster
A four-course meal of no-sirree
It seemed that happily ever after
Was happy everyone was after me

It was a cup of good intentions
A tablespoon of one big mess
A dash of overreaction
I assume you know the rest

One little slip
One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things

I guess I probably took the wrong direction
Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
I ran a light past your affection
At Humiliation Avenue

I took a right turn at confusion
A left when I should have gone straight on through
I ran ahead with my assumptions
And we all know what that can do

One little slip
One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things

I get the feeling in this town
I’ll never live ‘til I live down
The one mistake that seems to follow me around
They’ll forget about the sky when they all realize
This guy’s about to try to learn to fly or hit the ground

It was a cup of good intentions
A tablespoon of one big mess
A dash of overreaction
And I assume you know the rest

One little slip
One little slip
It was a humble little stumble
With a big ungraceful…

One little slip
One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things

“I love you with all my bum. I’d say with all my heart, but my bum is bigger.”
allcreatures:

mabelmoments:

via zooborns

This little guy – a lesser anteater or tamandua – was born just days ago to mom, Cypress, at Discovery Cove, in Orlando, Florida.  The youngster will hitch a ride on mom’s back for the first part of his life until he’s able to walk and find food on his own.  Tamanduas are native to the forests of Mexico to South America.  They use their sharp claws and 16-inch-long tongue (41 cm) to eat up to 9,000 ants in a single day.

Omigod. Check him out.


 The big one looks like she’s very nervous about something.

allcreatures:

mabelmoments:

via zooborns

This little guy – a lesser anteater or tamandua – was born just days ago to mom, Cypress, at Discovery Cove, in Orlando, Florida.  The youngster will hitch a ride on mom’s back for the first part of his life until he’s able to walk and find food on his own.  Tamanduas are native to the forests of Mexico to South America.  They use their sharp claws and 16-inch-long tongue (41 cm) to eat up to 9,000 ants in a single day.

Omigod. Check him out.

 The big one looks like she’s very nervous about something.

allcreatures:

clusterpod: (via insidebarbarashead)
Hey, sup?

 This is now my desktop wallpaper. He is amazing!

allcreatures:

clusterpod: (via insidebarbarashead)

Hey, sup?

 This is now my desktop wallpaper. He is amazing!

samreich:

“The iPad is a Comedy Goldmine,” written by Dan and shot and edited by Matt in a day, and at least partially inspired by CreightonDigg it.

 Couldn’t agree more guys!

Good point.

Good point.

“It’s very simple why kids are crazy about dinosaurs — dinosaurs are nature’s Special Effects. They are the only real dragons. Kids love dragons. It’s not just being weirdly shaped and being able to eat Buicks. It’s that they are real.”

Robert Bakker
Just try and deny it.

Just try and deny it.

Things That Unite The Country


1. The Grand National

2. The opening of a Richard Curtis movie

3. The manhunt for a serial killer

Leda and the Swan


A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
    Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
    By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
    He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

    How can those terrified vague fingers push
    The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
    And how can body, laid in that white rush,
    But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?

    A shudder in the loins engenders there
    The broken wall, the burning roof and tower[20]
    And Agamemnon dead.

                        Being so caught up,

    So mastered by the brute blood of the air,
    Did she put on his knowledge with his power
    Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?

I need her assistance right about now…

I need her assistance right about now…